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Mail From: Karl Rotcavich (email redacted)

>
> Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the guy tells Ford,
> "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed
> the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in
> heaven."
>
> So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang with Adam, the
> first man." So, the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford.
>
> When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the
> woman?" Adam says yes. "Well," says Ford, "You have some major design
> flaws in your invention: 1. there's too much front end protrusion. 2. it
> chatters at high speeds. 3. the rear end wobbles too much. 4. and the
> intake is placed too close to the exhaust."
>
> "Hmmm...", says Adam, "hold on." So Adam goes to the celestial
> supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result..
> The
> computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to
> Henry Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the
> stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."
>

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